princesslibrarian:

you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk

(Source: witchlibrarian, via sheldony)

In 1995 I had $7 bucks in my pocket and knew two things: I’m broke as hell and one day I won’t be.”

(Source: romanleakee, via sheldony)

queerchesters:

arterialspurt:

queerchesters:

fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card

I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.

you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping

(via narcissamafoy)

coldfuckingsport:

kimlennox:

Scarlett’s stunt trainning for her role as Black Widow in Iron Man2

“Scarlett hadn’t really done an action role.And she assured me that she would work as hard as she needed to both get in sharp and do her stunts and learn all that stuff.She spent hours and hours and hours for months.By far the most dedicated actor when it came to stunt work and the physical work.” - Jon Favreau:Director&co-star

and they have the gall to ask her about her diet

(via rbertdowneyjr)

snooki:

why fall in love when you can fall back asleep??

(via fashion-beautyxoxo)