atlasflames:

jillyfishfillet:

it’s 2014 why do boys still think girls like the smell of axe

idk bout u but i love the smell of an axe in my hands. smells like wood polish and cold iron. smells like power and fear. 

(via satans-used-tampon)

tonystarks:

escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins

(via satans-used-tampon)

harryedward:

A windows phone could literally predict the future and I would still want an iPhone

(via satans-used-tampon)

Gif Meme - Anonymous asked: Oberyn Martell + Profiles

(Source: alayneestone)

Lightsaber  battles  throughout  the Star  Wars Saga

(Source: mygreenlightsabers, via filmlovingfreak)

avatardedpotterhead:

dicksconnected:

i dont understand why guys wont buy tampons because:

  1. NO one thinks theyre for you
  2. actually everyone thinks youre the sweetest person ever and there is a 103% chance i will date u
  3. nobody thinks theyre for you calm the fuck down

4. they’ll probably assume you have a girlfriend

(via runningwithsourwolf)

elvisgal:


princess mittens wanted some of my pancakes

elvisgal:

princess mittens wanted some of my pancakes

(via runningwithsourwolf)